whenever you’re in a situation where you need motivation just whisper “give ‘em the old razzle dazzle” to yourself and proceed to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle.
Neil Gaiman on HBO’s American Gods adaptation. (via racebending)
once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room
I had an English teacher who thought these two students were nice together, so she made them partners on a project.
They got married.
Catching Fire, aka The One Time I Had Nothing To Complain About The Movie Adaptation Of A Book I Loved.